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So this is the place...?
Qingxuan, for some godforsaken reason, has decided that I need to socialise more and since they can't physically drag me out, not for lack of trying, I've been blackmailed into joinging the site. Being my sibling does mean I can't sue them because then I'd have to pay for defending counsel and that's just me paying two very expensive lawyers to hash it out in court and then me paying settlement at the end of it which.... Too much work.
So, here I am, in the ten minutes it'll take for this clown in front of me to finish his monstrosity of an order that I don't know if the barista is judging- but I certainly am. Who the fuck even- the sheer amount of sugar in that drink, at this point you might as well start injecting it directly into your veins. I wouldn't even be out here if the new PA hadn't been getting my order wrong for the last week. Also I'm sure that the lady with her coffee and magazine has been staring at me- please dont recognise me, for the love of satan, I cannot deal with one more awkward and forced conversation before the day has begun. And she's moving. Great. Great. Now I have to go plot my exit like a stealth mission.
Failed.
.......she's been "watching" me for a week just to ask if she can get details about the new aquarius line..... Time to go get my lawyer and a new coffee shop.
So, here I am, in the ten minutes it'll take for this clown in front of me to finish his monstrosity of an order that I don't know if the barista is judging- but I certainly am. Who the fuck even- the sheer amount of sugar in that drink, at this point you might as well start injecting it directly into your veins. I wouldn't even be out here if the new PA hadn't been getting my order wrong for the last week. Also I'm sure that the lady with her coffee and magazine has been staring at me- please dont recognise me, for the love of satan, I cannot deal with one more awkward and forced conversation before the day has begun. And she's moving. Great. Great. Now I have to go plot my exit like a stealth mission.
Failed.
.......she's been "watching" me for a week just to ask if she can get details about the new aquarius line..... Time to go get my lawyer and a new coffee shop.