So this is the place...?

[shiwudu]

Qingxuan, for some godforsaken reason, has decided that I need to socialise more and since they can't physically drag me out, not for lack of trying, I've been blackmailed into joinging the site. Being my sibling does mean I can't sue them because then I'd have to pay for defending counsel and that's just me paying two very expensive lawyers to hash it out in court and then me paying settlement at the end of it which.... Too much work.

So, here I am, in the ten minutes it'll take for this clown in front of me to finish his monstrosity of an order that I don't know if the barista is judging- but I certainly am. Who the fuck even- the sheer amount of sugar in that drink, at this point you might as well start injecting it directly into your veins. I wouldn't even be out here if the new PA hadn't been getting my order wrong for the last week. Also I'm sure that the lady with her coffee and magazine has been staring at me- please dont recognise me, for the love of satan, I cannot deal with one more awkward and forced conversation before the day has begun. And she's moving. Great. Great. Now I have to go plot my exit like a stealth mission.

Failed. 

.......she's been "watching" me for a week just to ask if she can  get details about the new aquarius line..... Time to go get my lawyer and a new coffee shop. 

Comments

[surprisingly]

ge!!!!!!!! you can't sue me!!!

alsooooo, if you're looking for a new coffee shop i know a place that just opened!!! 💚

[shiwudu]

I know because in effect I'll be suing me

Is it the cat one? I think I saw the advertisement out

[surprisingly]

that's just silly, ge hahaha don't do that

yesssssssssss it has a really cute name too can we please go??? please please please

[jingyeeet]

They should just order a cup of Sugar, sounds like it'd work better for them. :D


...AH..Isn't that kinda stalking?

[shiwudu]

It is actually, and one usually has lawyers for these things, if one's PA hadn't messed up the entire company phone directory somehow

[jingyeeet]

Woah...Yeah. That's not cool. Hope they don't give you to much trouble.

[shiwudu]

It's nothing more than annoying. If she persists she will hear from my lawyers.

[ceo_of_flowers]

Sometimes I wish I could sue my sibling too. But we have to stay strong as older brothers (´-ω-`( _ _ )

Maybe you can try the new cat cafe? Or drop by at mine shop if tea is also acceptable

If you see this Wangji, gege is sorry

[goldenscribbler]

"Watching" you for a week...
I have been keeping an eye on this cat cafe by the university. Barista knows their stuff so that's an option for you. Hopefully that will deter the unwanted watchers if they are allergic to cats, that is.
Stay safe!